This
Week – Unicum (Part Two)
Just
to recap, last week I was set to review the Hungarian bitters Unicum,
however found it so totally awful that I couldn't review in any
normal way. Over the last week I have collected 9 different mixer
drinks and will try unicum with all of them. Twice, just to be sure.
Coca
Cola Zero Vanilla. The Bitters really bite in and make it much more
drinkable. On the second tasting I understand why I appreciate the
vanilla, its sweetness helps mask the awful taste of the spirit.
1.25/5
Cascade
Raspberry Cordial. Very difficult to drink. Strangely, the sweetness
of the cordial just couldn't break through the awful spirit. The
second was totally awful. 0/5
V.
Awful but perhaps nicer with a wedge of lime, I'll go and get some
limes. It is a little bit nicer with lemon, but still not quite
passable as something I'd buy in a bar. Upon second tasting it was ok
in a sip but the after-taste was murder. 1/5
Tonic
Water. It was just a watered down, carbonated version of the
original. Second taste emphasised how horrible it can be. 0.25/5
Schweppes
Dry Ginger Ale. Nicest one so far, just a little bit sweet. This
whole experiment has made me realise for the first time why people
might ask for sweet drinks. On second taste it is still not good,
ginger versus ginger, but better than the other mixers thus far.
1.5/5
Bundaberg
Diet Ginger Beer. Simply tastes like a generic blend of all the other
mixers. Uninspiring mix of unpleasant tastes. 0.5/5
Glace
au Vitamin Water Triple X (acai blueberry and pomegranate). Before
tasting this one I was terrified. I knew it would be the worst but
didn't think it could be as bad as it was. An honestly cringe
inducing combination of flavours. Couldn't bear a second taste. 0/5
Schweppes
Agrum Blood Orange. Not passable but not far from it. “Passable”
of course is a very loose concept. 1/5
Soda
Water. No. So bad. Not having any more of this ridiculous bitters. It
is an abominable drink and doesn't mix well with anything ever under
any circumstances. 0/5
Unicum
rates almost 1 star at the best of time.