Limericks #4 and #5

A fruit loving fellow, John Trapple,

became romantically involved with an apple,

the situation turned grim

when they slipped out of their skins,

she withered, going brown and bedraggled!

A suave secret agent's new widget,

could remove bras no matter how rigid.

He'd tried it on most,

Of the girls near his post,

But strangely it made most of them frigid.

Limericks #1, #2 and #3

A sword swallower from the far East,

encountered a most fearsome beast,

             but he was simply to slow,

             pulling the sword from his throat,

and precarved himself for the feast!

This spoon is so shockingly bent,

that last time I had ice cream I went,

             to scoop from the bowl,

             just to see I'd dug a hole,

by my right-hand nieghbour's back fence!

  

A Hollywood bimbo, Lauretta,

boasts of her legs that there're no better!

              A mile long each,

              and gold like a beach,

though impractical, you'll never forget her!