Limericks #4 and #5

A fruit loving fellow, John Trapple,

became romantically involved with an apple,

the situation turned grim

when they slipped out of their skins,

she withered, going brown and bedraggled!

A suave secret agent's new widget,

could remove bras no matter how rigid.

He'd tried it on most,

Of the girls near his post,

But strangely it made most of them frigid.