A sword swallower from
the far East,
encountered a most
fearsome beast,
but he was simply to
slow,
pulling the sword from
his throat,
and precarved himself
for the feast!
This spoon is so
shockingly bent,
that last time I had
ice cream I went,
to scoop from the
bowl,
just to see I'd dug a
hole,
by my right-hand
nieghbour's back fence!
A Hollywood bimbo,
Lauretta,
boasts of her legs that
there're no better!
A mile long each,
and gold like a beach,
though impractical,
you'll never forget her!
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