Friday, November 4, 2011

Limericks #1, #2 and #3


A sword swallower from the far East,
encountered a most fearsome beast,
             but he was simply to slow,
             pulling the sword from his throat,
and precarved himself for the feast!


This spoon is so shockingly bent,
that last time I had ice cream I went,
             to scoop from the bowl,
             just to see I'd dug a hole,
by my right-hand nieghbour's back fence!

  
A Hollywood bimbo, Lauretta,
boasts of her legs that there're no better!
              A mile long each,
              and gold like a beach,
though impractical, you'll never forget her!



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